Host an impromptu bell tea
Cat, Bird and the Fiary in the Land of the Hobbits!
In the sunny hollows of the Hobbit country, a cat with a polka-dot scarf, a bird who recited numbers, and a tiny fiary with mismatched wings met by a stream that giggled when stones skipped. The Hobbits waved from their round doors, and the trio bowed because manners are the best sort of magic in a land of small folk. The bird had learned to count to twenty in exchange for breadcrumbs, the cat could find lost socks by smell, and the fiary practiced spelling new words so dust bunnies turned into letters. Today they faced a puzzle: the stream's song had gone flat, and without its tune, the garden clocks would forget how to tell time. The cat twitched an ear, the bird fluffed its feathers, and the fiary tapped a wing against her forehead until an idea popped like a bubble. Instead of following a map or insisting on rules, they decided to invent ways to fix the melody by mixing counting, rhyme, and color into a recipe for sound. They scattered pebbles painted with numbers, sang silly rhymes about moonbeam muffins, and sprinkled rainbow dust that smelled faintly of lemon and library books. As each strange ingredient joined the stream, tiny notes bubbled up—first a squeaky C, then a warm G, and finally a laugh that sounded like a bell and a kitten at once. The Hobbits sat on their porches, astonished, and the clocks hiccupped back into proper ticking as the stream learned a new song made of playful rules. The trio grinned, knowing they'd taught everyone that sometimes making a problem into an experiment is its own sort of wisdom.
They stepped back and coaxed the porch clocks onto the grass, and to everyone's delight brass faces and painted porcelain cuckoos found their feet and began to sway. Their ticks braided into a jaunty drumbeat that pulled the stream's new notes into a steady rhythm while shadows of hop-flowers twirled like tiny partners. A Hobbit toddler tumbled into a clap, a proud grandfather clock tried a formal two-step and bumped a teacup into a sheepish spin, and even the garden's shy sundial rolled a fraction and learned to bow. When the last note faded, time felt friendlier—enough to let small lost things wander back home—and the trio promised to teach more steps after tea.
They spread a checked cloth on the grass and assembled a make-do oven from a brass teapot and a turned sundial, deciding to fold moonlight into batter and bake a batch of sweet, singing cakes. The bird measured spoons with cheerful counting, the cat raided the laundry for a pair of lost socks to use as oven-mitts, and the little fiary whispered spelling charms while sprinkling lemon-and-library dust like sugar. When the warm puffs came out each one hummed a clear note, and as the Hobbits bit into the tiny songs their memories popped back into place: a toddler found a missing button, a grandfather clock remembered its polite two-step, and the stream took a crumb and kept the tune in a gentle loop. They passed the cakes around with steaming cups of tea, and as the last crumbs slipped into the water the stream learned a lullaby that would keep its melody steady through rain and rabbits, leaving the trio to grin at how a pinch of baking had mended the village's small rattles.
After tea they packed the brass-faced porch clocks into a neat caravan and set their paws and wings toward the winding rise where the village's old clockmaker kept his workshop. The path smelled of oil and wood shavings as the trio clambered up, the clocks clicking like compact companions and the stream's new lullaby threading through their footsteps. At the doorstep a thin, spectacled man with silvered hair and a cuff perpetually smudged with grease paused from an enormous grandfather mechanism and listened until a small smile unbent his serious face. He reached into a drawer and handed them a curious brass key that hummed faintly when held, saying he had been searching for just such a tune to coax the hill clock into proper greeting, and invited them inside to set the great chimes right.
The brass key hummed in the fiary's palm just as a thin, wandering cuckoo note tittered from somewhere between the rafters, hopping from pipe to pulley like it couldn't find its place. Without a second thought the cat sniffed up the ladder, the bird followed by counting each rung, and the fiary pinned her wings and leaned toward the echo until they could see a tiny carved cuckoo half-hidden inside a tangle of chimes and clockwork. The little automaton had lost the spring that timed its pecks, and when the cat nudged the humming brass key into a hidden slot the cuckoo's voice straightened into a clear, punctual call that marched the chimes into cheerful alignment. The clockmaker clapped his grease-smudged hands with a laugh, and the hill clock answered with a rolling, proud toll that spilled across the valley and carried the stream's lullaby farther than they'd ever planned.
The trio clambered into the workshop's attic, the cat padding along a rafter, the bird counting the creaks, and the little fiary holding her glow to uncover a choir of brass bells asleep in dust. They peered and pried until the cat found a bell with a hairline crack and an empty nook where a tiny clapper should have been, and when the fiary pressed the humming brass key against the seam the metal shivered and answered with a warm, correcting tone that slotted neatly into the stream's lullaby. The attic swelled with new harmonies—the grandfather pieces vibrated, loose screws rose like sleepy dancers, and a narrow panel along the floorboard eased open as if relieved to have something to do. Inside lay a folded sheet covered in looping notes and a sketch of a far ridge crowned with tiny bells, and the three exchanged a bright look that meant their afternoon had quietly become a promise.
They turned the attic into a stage, fastening the bell-choir along the rafters with twine and a tangle of clock springs while the cat rehearsed a dramatic paw-tap. The bird counted the beats—one, two, three—and the fiary brushed each clapper with a tiny spell so every bell would sing in a voice the stream could recognize. Their first chord sent the rafters warming like bread in an oven and made the hill clock below answer with a rolling toll that set the sketched ridge to glow on the floorboard. Hobbits clustered at the workshop door with teacups and grins, and as the attic filled with tinkling the brass key thrummed in the fiary's hand, stitching the new harmony into the automaton's lullaby and making the whole house sway in time.
They bundled the bell-choir with twine and a ribbon of clock spring, tucked the humming brass key into the fiary's pocket, and set their paws and wings toward the ridge sketched on the floorboard as if the map itself were urging them onward. The climb smelled of warm gears and wild thyme, and each step made the bundle's small bells murmur until the valley below answered with surprised clucks and a chorus of porch-doors creaking open. On the crest a crown of lichened stones held bells like a crown on a sleeping king, many tilted and some mute until the fiary pressed the brass key to the largest bell and it inhaled a clear note that braided into the stream's lullaby. One by one the dull metal woke into song, and as the hillside sang the air filled with returning memories—lost buttons hopped back to sleeves, a sundial unrolled and bowed, and the valley's clocks learned an extra, gentle hour for telling stories.
On the crest they spread the checked cloth and arranged the newly singing bells around a steaming kettle so the chimes could steep into the brew and scent every cup with a note. Hobbits, the clockmaker, and the valley's small creatures settled close, sipping warm tea that tasted faintly of thyme and ticking while the bell-choir kept time like patient spooning hands and the stream hummed along. Between polite clinks and laughter they told the stories the extra gentle hour had made room for, and each remembered thing tumbled back into its proper pocket until the valley felt calmly whole. When the last cup cooled the trio tucked the humming brass key into a safe nook on the ridge and walked home hand in paw and wing, comforted to know the bells would always hold a place for visitors, songs, and a slow, borrowed hour of tea.
— The End —